one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
sell oscar to leonardo dicaprio
I almost wanna tell racist white people don’t use a fire extinguisher since you hate black people oh or that hair brush or any of this other stuff
Worth a reblog!!!
What they “neglect” to teach
Drop Every Single Thing You Are Doing And Listen To This Game-Changing Miley Cyrus “Wrecking Ball” Remix,
i almost got in a car accident because of this
DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD
wtf u doing bloggin while ur driving dumbass
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"
"Dad, you don’t mean-"
"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".
dear everyone who says he’s a good person
he also punched goofy too, what an imbecile.
Justin Bieber is a worthless sack of wet shit.
Idk if ive reblogged this before, but it’s going on my blog
Didn’t he also burn the Argentinian Flag?
No. But he fucking made fun of it, which is illegal.